Hillary Clinton had many fine women working high up for her campaign like Mary Penn, Henrietta Wolfson, and my favorite, Isabel Ickes.

Now Obama could have hired any one of these fine women.  But instead he hires the one man who was near the top of the Clinton campaign, Patrick Solis Doyle.

I have this devious plot that I want to share with you.

First, I am going to pretend that I am a big Hillary Clinton supporter.  I know that I only speak for me but I am going to pretend that I speak for all Hillary Clinton supporters hoping that some people are stupid enough not to recognize the distinction.

Second, I am going to use my status as a supposed Hillary Clinton supporter to try and divide Democrats and get a few of them to vote for somebody that rarely agrees with them.  

My Girl Hillary says that I would be foolish to vote for John McCain and she has endorsed Barack Obama.  So now I support Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton.

So in the spirit of unity, I ask the following.

There's a diarist who used to post here who goes around calling Obama "Bam Bam" and still hopes something terrible happens to him between now and August in the belief that Hillary Clinton can be the nominee.

Then there is Hillary Clinton who says that I should support Obama and that anybody who would vote for McCain is foolish.

Chelsea Clinton is beautiful.  She is an attractive young woman.  She gets her good looks from her mother and father.

She's also very intelligent.  She went to some of the best schools in the country and excelled.  She earned her own stripes.

Chelsea also is an emotionally mature person despite an upbringing different from everyone else.  Kudos to her.

Chelsea has turned out healthy.  She is mature, thoughtful, independent.  Any good man would be honored to bring her home and introduce her to his mom.

Well you Obama supporters have really ticked me off this time.  I'm outraged about something but I haven't decided what it is yet.  I'm mad at you but I can't pinpoint why I'm mad.  I know Obama will protect a woman's right to choose, promote fair pay for women, enforce the civil right laws, strengthen laws protecting women against violence, sign the Lily Ledbetter Act, keep contraception and birth control legal, (John McCain thinks condoms are abortion), and basically pass 99% of everything on women's issues that My Girl Hillary would have passed.

But I'm voting for McCain unless